funny status for girls In English

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?
People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.
When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
How can i miss something i never had?
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.
Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
I’m not short, I’m a people McNugget.
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂
A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
I’m in shape. Unfortunately, that shape is a potato.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
I Wish Falling In Love Has Traffic Light Too, So That I Would Know If I Should Go For It, Slow Down, Or Just Stop.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
Don’T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
Be smarter than your smartphone.
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
I Smile Because You’Re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It.
Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
You’re weird. I like you.
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY 🙂
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
When You’Are Stressed, You Eat Ice Cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why ? Because Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.
I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
We aren’t friends until we start insulting each other on a daily basis.
Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..